Collection: Under $40
Budget-friendly.
These are the no-brainer gifts — hilarious, affordable, and guaranteed to make someone laugh, snort, or question your friendship. Perfect for Secret Santa, coworkers you tolerate, or that one friend who’s 100% not suitable for church groups or children.
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A Freedom Calendar 2026
Regular price $21.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 USD -
A WTF Is Happening In Canada Calendar 2026
Regular price $21.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 USD -
Thank You Truckers Tote
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $8.00 USD -
A Fuck Carney Calendar 2026
Regular price $21.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 USD -
Fuck Trudeau Tote
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $8.00 USD -
A Bitch of a Witch of a Calendar 2026
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A Fuck Climate Change Calendar 2026
Regular price $21.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 USD -
Identify As Plastic Tote
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $8.00 USD -
Polypropylene Is a Plastic Tote
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $8.00 USD -
An Alberta First Calendar 2026
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Fucking Lit Candle
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $18.00 USD -
No Time For Bullshit - Odor Eliminating Candle
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $18.00 USD -
"Don't steal my tools" Vinyl Decal
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $8.00 USD -
"Don't Forget Me... I'll Burn Your Fucking House Down" Candle
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $18.00 USD -
Because Fuck It Calendar 2026
Regular price $21.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 USD -
Basic Bitch Candle
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $18.00 USD