Collection: Best Sellers
These are the chaotic little masterpieces that keep selling out — because apparently, all of you are just as unhinged as we are.
If you’re looking for something subtle and classy… this ain’t it. These are the heavy hitters. The ones people send to their friends, their coworkers, and their enemies. You’ve been warned.
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A Fuck Carney Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD -
"Don't Forget Me... I'll Burn Your Fucking House Down" Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
No Time For Bullshit - Odor Eliminating Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
Ungovernable Strong & Free Tote
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.00 CAD -
"Would You Like To Buy A Vowel" - Vinyl Decal
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.00 CAD -
"Born Free Taxed To Death" Vinyl Decal
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.00 CAD -
Jolly As Fuck Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
An Alberta First Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD