Collection: Under $40
Budget-friendly.
These are the no-brainer gifts — hilarious, affordable, and guaranteed to make someone laugh, snort, or question your friendship. Perfect for Secret Santa, coworkers you tolerate, or that one friend who’s 100% not suitable for church groups or children.
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Pie is Cooling Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
Merry Fucking Christmas Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
Laundry's Done Candle (Trad Wife Life Edition)
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
Jolly As Fuck Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
Hocus Pocus Bitches Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
"Go Smudge Yourself" Vinyl Decal
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.00 CAD -
Freedom Honey Tee's
Regular price $32.50 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $32.50 CAD -
Freedom Honey Hats
Regular price $40.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $40.00 CAD -
Feral As Fuck Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
"F*ck Trudeau" Vinyl Decal
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.00 CAD -
Dirty Hands Clean Home Candle (Trad Wife Life Edition)
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
"Born Free Taxed To Death" Vinyl Decal
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.00 CAD -
Born Free Taxed To Death Tote
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.00 CAD -
Because Fuck It Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD -
Apron - Shit Where You Eat
Regular price $21.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 CAD -
Apron - Eat It or Bury It
Regular price $21.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 CAD