Collection: For the Person You Secretly Hate
These gifts say “I thought of you” without actually meaning it. Perfect for exes, coworkers who reply-all, and anyone who’s ever said “it must be nice to work from home.” Affordable, funny, and just passive-aggressive enough to make your day.
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A Fuck Carney Calendar 2026
Regular price $21.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 USD -
No Time For Bullshit - Odor Eliminating Candle
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $18.00 USD -
Basic Bitch Candle
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $18.00 USD -
"Don't Forget Me... I'll Burn Your Fucking House Down" Candle
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $18.00 USD -
"Would You Like To Buy A Vowel" - Vinyl Decal
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $8.00 USD -
"Go Smudge Yourself" Vinyl Decal
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Apron - Shit Where You Eat
Regular price $16.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $16.00 USD