Collection: For Him
For the guys who say they “don’t want anything.”
Spoiler: they still do. These are the no-BS, laugh-out-loud gifts he didn’t know he needed — perfect for boyfriends, husbands, brothers, or that one coworker who thinks he’s the office comedian (but isn’t).
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Identify As Plastic Tote
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.00 CAD -
Buffalo Plaid (Fuck It Edition)
Regular price $75.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $75.00 CAD -
Because Fuck It Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD -
I Smell Like I Don't Give A Fuck Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
MENS Tee - Protector & Provider
Regular price $25.95 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $25.95 CAD -
Protected by God & a Gun Tee
Regular price $25.95 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $25.95 CAD -
Apron - Eat It or Bury It
Regular price $21.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 CAD