Collection: For Him
For the guys who say they “don’t want anything.”
Spoiler: they still do. These are the no-BS, laugh-out-loud gifts he didn’t know he needed — perfect for boyfriends, husbands, brothers, or that one coworker who thinks he’s the office comedian (but isn’t).
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Identify As Plastic Tote
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $8.00 USD -
Buffalo Plaid (Fuck It Edition)
Regular price $56.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $56.00 USD -
Because Fuck It Calendar 2026
Regular price $21.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $21.00 USD -
I Smell Like I Don't Give A Fuck Candle
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $18.00 USD -
MENS Tee - Protector & Provider
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
Protected by God & a Gun Tee
Regular price $20.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $20.00 USD -
Apron - Eat It or Bury It
Regular price $16.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $16.00 USD