
CALENDARS THAT CURSE
Calendars that Curse creates products for the everyday sarcastic asshole. Holding nothing
back, these calendars just say it all out loud. From classy cursive curse words surrounded by beautiful floral images, to just down right politically incorrect, we are confident that we have the right product to satisfy all of your cursing needs. Don’t take any of it too seriously, because we definitely don’t.
2026 Calendars
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A Freedom Calendar 2026
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A WTF Is Happening In Canada Calendar 2026
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A Bitch of a Witch of a Calendar 2026
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A Fuck Climate Change Calendar 2026
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A Fuck Carney Calendar 2026
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An Alberta First Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per

Apparel
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Buffalo Plaid (Fuck It Edition)
Regular price $75.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
WOMEN'S Tank - What Makes A Woman
Regular price $20.95 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
MENS Tee - Protector & Provider
Regular price $25.95 CADRegular priceUnit price / per

Candles
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Fucking Lit Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
Basic Bitch Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
I Smell Like I Don't Give A Fuck Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per
Totes
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Thank You Truckers Tote
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
Fuck Trudeau Tote
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
Identify As Plastic Tote
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per
Aprons
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Apron - Salty As Fuck
Regular price $21.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
Apron - Shit Where You Eat
Regular price $21.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
Apron - Eat It or Bury It
Regular price $21.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per
Air Fresheners
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F-Bombs Shower Steamers
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F-Bombs Bath Bombs
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Decals
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"Born Free Taxed To Death" Vinyl Decal
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
"Don't steal my tools" Vinyl Decal
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
"F*ck Trudeau" Vinyl Decal
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per -
"Go Smudge Yourself" Vinyl Decal
Regular price $10.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / per
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