Light one. Forget your responsibilities.
Fizz, relax, and pretend your life’s together for 20 minutes.
Subtlety is overrated — put it on a shirt.
Because Febreeze can’t fix everything.
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CALENDARS THAT CURSE
Calendars that Curse creates products for the everyday sarcastic asshole. Holding nothing
back, these calendars just say it all out loud. From classy cursive curse words surrounded by beautiful floral images, to just down right politically incorrect, we are confident that we have the right product to satisfy all of your cursing needs. Don’t take any of it too seriously, because we definitely don’t.
Get Our 2026 Calendars Before They're Gone!
HINT: These make a great Christmas Gift for the asshole in your life
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A Freedom Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD -
A WTF Is Happening In Canada Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD -
A Bitch of a Witch of a Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD -
A Fuck Carney Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD -
A Fuck Climate Change Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD -
An Alberta First Calendar 2026
Regular price $28.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 CAD
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Fucking Lit Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
"Don't Forget Me... I'll Burn Your Fucking House Down" Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
No Time For Bullshit - Odor Eliminating Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD -
Fuck Trudeau Candle
Regular price $24.00 CADRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.00 CAD
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